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Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.
Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.
by jaffaw January 24, 2010
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snooking

the act or process of messing with people (usually sexually) in their sleep
woa man Ariana was snooking that Sisti guy
by Joe222 September 2, 2006
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smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.
Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.
by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007
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Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done
Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"
by DJ21 December 9, 2008
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pot smoking baby

The finished smell of a product when Leah and Josh sit, stand, or do anything together the day after a night of partying.
"what is that smell?"
"what smell are you referring to?"
"the smell of diapers and marijuana"
"Oh, that! That's just the pot smoking baby."
by KRAFTDINNARRR March 30, 2009
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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.
Rules of smoking in the house with others in it
by Nik Armi January 29, 2010
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cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
by merryment May 8, 2005
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