snap a doodle

Snap a doodle is for when you cannot find the right words to accurately express your emotion. It is the everything.

Synonym: Snap the damned doodle. See above, but with more emphasis.

Oh, snap a doodle! That is the most awesome mullet I've ever seen.

Snap the damned doodle! Look at that five-legged dog!

by Delaware Petunia April 12, 2014

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Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010

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drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.

I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.

by talty July 5, 2014

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Holy Snap

A word means when you found something outrageous and/or saw something secretly crazy.

"HOLY SNAP!" I saw an endless riot when unemployment is on the rise.

by MikeKal August 23, 2009

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subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.

Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.

by McFisher October 20, 2017

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A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.

Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.

by D. Detective January 10, 2017

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