kappa slapper

another name for a townie bitch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and shagging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets

damn, that kappa slapper is ugly!

by mofo69 November 11, 2004

Sack Slapper

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009

water slapper

A swimmer

A kid in my class is a water slapper

by jgyhsref January 22, 2020

snapportunity

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat

That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015

throat slappers

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers

If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

by syrofox February 10, 2007

clam snapped

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.

Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.

by gustopheles May 28, 2009

Banana Slapper

Another word for whore

''Aye mayne, did you meet up with that banana slapper the other day?"

"Sure did"

by Chickum Sammich April 22, 2010