Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010

Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

snap-ranting

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story

"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."

by donutsforbreakfast June 1, 2015

snap a doodle

Snap a doodle is for when you cannot find the right words to accurately express your emotion. It is the everything.

Synonym: Snap the damned doodle. See above, but with more emphasis.

Oh, snap a doodle! That is the most awesome mullet I've ever seen.

Snap the damned doodle! Look at that five-legged dog!

by Delaware Petunia April 12, 2014

subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.

Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.

by McFisher October 20, 2017

procrasti-snapping

A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.

Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.

by D. Detective January 10, 2017

Thirst Snap

Any picture or video on snapchat used to intentionally get attention.

Me: Did Rachel send you that snap of her new bathing suit?
Joe: Yeah bro, what a Thirst Snap.

by alehundo January 22, 2015