Slippery Seacow

Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.

" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"

"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"

by rignfendo September 30, 2011

Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen

1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon

by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013

Slippery Smile

Easily the most sought-after crotched expression, the slippery smile, aka the hungry cha-cha, describes a state of naturally lubricated arousal of the "mouth in the south."

- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.

"Turning a frown upside down is one thing.. How about getting a slippery smile with your jaw out of a dry maw?"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"

by Teen-stash January 24, 2014

slipgiz

The act of slipping your limp penis down the throat of an unsuspecting partner then instantly getting erect and snapping their neck!

Betty was being a cunt so I gave her a slipgiz! F that B

by Braap615 December 26, 2014

slip sack

A small bag that uses draw strings to cinche shut. Usualy with only one main pocket. Good for holding sporting stuff or moving light at a concert.

I stashed my ticket and a jacket in my slip sack

by lamlat January 17, 2015

Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.

I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.

by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014

Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.

My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!

by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014