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Salteen

They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.
“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
by Crazy Salteen April 3, 2021
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scatee

Scare, just a new word for scare.
“Wow that movie had a lot of jump scatee’s”
by yues June 29, 2021
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Satenfreude

To take pleasure in the misery of Bitcoin investors when the price drops.

The feeling is often experienced by individuals about whom one or more of the following points may apply:
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin when the price was considerably lower.
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin during a recent dip in price.
- Firm belief that a different asset class (e.g. Gold) is a superior investment.

The word is derived from Satoshi, a fraction of a Bitcoin and often abbreviated to Sat, and schadenfreude.
A feeling of satenfreude came over me as the price of Bitcoin continued to tumble. Maybe those guys at the office will shut up about it now.

Mike just lost a ton of money on crypto. I feel nothing but satenfreude. Hopefully his Lambo breaks down on the freeway too.
by Townie not Turfer January 19, 2022
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Salted Caramel Cornet

A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.
The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.
by Mik_D February 2, 2023
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Satelife

A word composed of “satellite” and “life” representing both a lifestyle philosophy and a travel technique. The satelife is the act of planning activities based on satellite images according to one’s mood: “where do I want to be now that’s physically accessible?”.
The term was first coined in 2018 by a French explorer while he was traveling to the North Cape in the Arctic Circle. He managed to survive from wild camping and fishing by looking at satellite images of ideal locations for food and shelter.
Man, that place is sick! There’s no one around. It’s the satelife!
by aragondharambure August 28, 2023
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damnation skateboards

the best f****ing company ever
better than handprint
by jake m November 30, 2004
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poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.
Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.
by Gvid October 15, 2007
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