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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused
I heard two meat slapping against each other!
by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021
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feel like slapping a ni**a

To express feeling sad, upset or even angry; to have a bad day
- What's up bro? Feeling a little upset today, I see?
- Man, I don't wanna talk about it really.
- What's going on bro?
- Don't know man. I just feel like slapping a ni**a today.
by Qubs_J April 18, 2025
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cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019
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