sample music

To steal part of a song, usually the hook or chorus, and insert it into a crappy song so that the otherwise crappy song is tolerable. This "sampling" is usually blatantly obvious.

"Have you heard FloRida's new song 'Sugar'?"

"Ew, the one where he steals, I mean samples music from that crappy techno song 'I'm Blue'?

"Yeah, it came on the radio last night and I couldn't stay in my car, it was too horrible. I hate songs that sample music"

by Interficio August 17, 2009

sample size

cop out math guys use at their convenience usually to try and win an argument on an online gambling forum.

"it was too small of a sample size to determine a definitive answer" or "you need a larger sample size to determine a definitive answer", whichever suits their postion at the time.

by IrishTim February 16, 2012

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008

Egg Sample

An egg sample is a sample of egg you may receive at a grocery store, or more likely, Costco.

Also a term used by Tony Biebls when they don't know how to spell example.

"Excuse me sir, would you like an Egg Sample?"

"No thank you, I'm a vegan."

by KiN.KiLLA. March 3, 2009

Urine Sample

Peeing in a Cup

I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.

by ClassGuy December 30, 2010

Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013

scamp

To take without authorization; to steal. Usually but not always with playful rather than malicious intentions.

One who scamps is said to be a scamper.

The stolen object is said to have been scamped. If it had a previous owner, he or she is also correctly said to have been scamped.

To rescamp is to take the object in question from its original scamper.

Scamping efforts are judged qualitatively based on creativity and resourcefulness. Victims of particularly good scamps are said to have been scamped bad or scamped hard.

Wayne scamped the last slice of pizza by telling Joe that there was a three-screen game of Super Smash Brothers 64 going on upstairs.

I didn't call fives on the seat, so Jill scamped it from me.

by Henderson House December 14, 2008