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skeet

A form of shooting in which clay targets are shot into the air so as to simulate birds. Can be used as a verb, as to "skeet for hunting practice."
Oh shit, nigga, you skeet like it ain't no thang!
by potts January 29, 2005
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skeet

1. To Masterbate

2. Sperm
1. I skeet to porn.

2. I got skeet all over her face.
by sgs_09 May 13, 2006
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skeet skeet

when richman watches milfhunter and cant bust, but then cops a buff in his car and the girl needed a breath so it got all over
by F Tassone February 14, 2005
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skeeted

Skeeted in past tense form like this means to steal something or take off
Joseph and Rachel skeeted geometry class to go to the lake.

I totally skeeted the homework assignment from Aaron.
by lil_coleman September 30, 2005
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skeet

to ejaculate into a person, dog, or object opening in themself and feel great pleasure and pain at the same time. also to cum into a grls mouth named samie who left u with crabs and genetal warts and then killed herself the next day.
i want to skeet on samie but shes already dead....too bad
by skeeter July 15, 2004
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Skeet

Alternative use of s'keet (has nothing to do with cum).

A person who is nasty in a playful way or wilds out alot. Also can be known as a skeeter for males.
I seen you dancing at the club, you skeet/skeeter.

Daron, you are such a skeeter...we saw you skeetin with all them chicks at the meeting; tryin to get their number.
by Juana4ev December 28, 2005
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skeet

What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.
Hey dad, look!

Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!

I thought it was a skydiver, dad!

Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....
by Boxymoron February 24, 2005
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