Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.

Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.

by RedBathTub June 30, 2023

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008

sittin bitch

with 3 people in the back seat, the one in the middle is sittin bitch

we passed by my friends car, and donte was sittin bitch

by Jacks1213 October 16, 2007

Shitting

what my parents call everything when they're angry. Must be a polite way of saying fucking.

-Get your shitting fork out of my plate, Eric!

-Take your shittin' ass someplace else, you're being annoying.

by TheBx41 September 22, 2012

spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.

man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016