Samurai Attack

The best Japanese punk rock band ever

Samurai Attack kick fucking ass

by oioioioi January 3, 2005

work shmurk

A phrase uttered by someone to a coworker at the point when office drama, client bullshit and other things which should really have no impact on ones life moves from a point of concern to the point of amusement.

Worker: My client is an imbecile. Why did we sell this dumb deal - jeez, I want to get out of here today.
Coworker: Work Shmurk

by Keifer James October 9, 2008

Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'

On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)

by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

Syphilis Samurai

The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.

The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.

by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009

Simar

Simar very beautiful person gets a guy who cares and loves him then after 3 days breaks up simar is beautiful one guy will fall in love with her and never leave her she is very caring and also takes behind people’s back

Omg is that simar you need to get over her

by Andreavonn January 3, 2020

Be my samurai💝

Protect her, be there for her. Don't let anyone fuck with her. She's fragile and needs her samurai.

Billie: Give me your money
Girl: Please go away
Boy: Is he bothering you?
Girl: Yes, Be my samurai💝

by thatonepotato November 20, 2016

SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...

"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."

by Ace April 20, 2004