shmickles

currency of the Jews

Where are my shmickles ?

by anonymous February 2, 2023

Samichezz

A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.

My GF's name is Samichezz, how'd she do it?

by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009

Samiching

The act of furiously licking someone's ear.

Joe:Hey what did you do on your date?
Matt:Well we were samiching for a while but she started getting an earache after a while so we stopped.
Joe:Oh I see well she should make sure it doesn't get an ear infection or something.

by Jfoxx January 6, 2011

Simibisexual

One who is bisexual but only attracted to one gender

Hi james I am simibisexual

by Immafurry September 2, 2021

simcore

To be envied by others because of his/her amazing Counter-Strike abilities

"I 'simcore' you so much because I cant handle that im a has-been at CS and you bink me 24/7, I think I'll go add some petty insult on www.urbandictionary.com not to mention say stupid lies behind your back and then go suggest you steal things and sell drugs to buy computer hardware.

by Charismo Atolicius Blaze March 18, 2003

simcore

woot

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by woot March 21, 2003

Semicolon

extremely gay, ultra dick sucker 9000, will give you that triple triple guak guak 9000 suck ur dick from behind and nut in ur ear then marinate your balls in your own cum, then proceed to use that cum as lube to fuck the shit out of you until you pass out. Then upload it to xhamster.com He is gay

You see him
Semicolon? Yea he’s gay

by jonny eats ass February 6, 2020