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Samantha is what one might call a stripper at a bachelor party if she slithers down the pole like the bad snake she is. Samantha is a mf daddy at heart and no one can take that away from her.

Samantha is a gamer. She loves to dominate the leaderboard in Snake Squad, as well as dominate in the bedroom. She enjoys showing off her “invincibility irl” when she puts the petal to the metal on her tricycle which she can be seen riding throughout the greater dallas area.

Samantha is the alpha wolf and the leader of the pack.

Samantha is a friend to all (asians), although many of her friends eventually get kicked out of ursuline.
Samantha is the ultimate ursa-slut & hocka-hoe combination, although she will never truly grow out of her “i go to highland park” phase.
Sam is the definition of an ursuline girl: a studious and (almost)obnoxiously polite coding god during the school week, and a blackout-drunk, horny party girl on the weekends. On any given saturday night, Samantha can be found prancing around Erins party (her personal haven) with a white claw and vape in-hand as she drunkenly dances the night away with a solo routine to the only acceptable song, the 2019 Freshman Dance.

Samantha is not just the queen of casual insta posts, she is a queen inside and out (and everybody knows it).

At the end of the day, Samantha is a bad bitch and with a personality like hers, she will undoubtedly go far in life and exceed expectations. Samantha is one of a kind.
Person 1: did you see Samantha in computer science today?
Person 2: how could i miss her? she was asking questions the entire time!

Person 1: who’s that girl? oh right, lisa’s daughter; what’s her name again?
Person 2: you must mean Samantha.

Person 1: apparently Samantha has to meet with mrs juarez for coding help like every day...
Person 2: jesus, that girl has issues.

Person 1: so what’s Samantha like?
Person 2: she’s an IG baddie and she knows it.

Person 1: damn that girl is fine she gotta ass and a great personality! i wish she were mine....
Person 2: yea man everyone wants to be her. that’s Samantha for you...
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Uncle Samantha is the new description for males turning transgender.
Uncle Sam said “I want you”.Sam took it literal and went Uncle Samantha..
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Samantha also known as sam ,Sammy, or Sammie are usually the type of girl of mix some are badass and others are kind hearted.

Though most times Samantha's are the rude type at the top of the school popularity, so don't try to mess with one of these gals cause if you do either theyll get some to do the work for them or just do it themselves.
Example#1- Hey I heard you got on Samantha's bad side good luck dude.

Example#2- ya I'll be needing it.
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Samantha Is stupid.
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Francisco: Did you see Samantha today?
Emily: Yeah , I hate that stupid white bitch .
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