Shuster

Shuster (eden) is the name of the prettiest smartest funniest girl that you will meet in your life , honestly it can be a bit annoying sometimes but all in all its impossible to hate her.
She will do anything for her family and the people she loves in the spare 5 minutes she has in a week working three jobs like an immigrant.

Every shuster has a jackie usually of ethnic background and similar sense of humor , the jackie may be beloved by her family in a mutual way.

"DAMN look at that shuster walking around in daylight"

Jackie: "where is my shuster"

"Did i call my shuster today"

"Did i send my shuster a birthday greeting in 2019?"

"Im gonna marry that shuster"
"Bro you really should"

by JackieAbbLovesYutal November 23, 2021

Shuster

To miraculously achieve one moment of greatness despite being a complete and total bum/loser.

I can't believe that squirrely loser actually won that one time; he's a real shuster.

by Ralph Cox 80 February 12, 2022

Shusty

Describing something with a stench, typically sticky and unpresentable

Emily looked real shusty yesterday

by callese gorda August 13, 2023

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

scusting

means to be really bad at something

Steven, you're scusting at frisbee golf!!

by adammm May 15, 2008

ShuitarHero

A lump of plastic which loosely resembles a guitar (not to be confused with an actual instrument), that is plugged into a wiitard. It entails gesturing wildly & breaking furniture. This is often played by spotty, prepubescent, reclusive & sub-normal humanoids that lack both the 21st chromosome or any inclination to learn the art of playing a stringed instrument.

person 1; "Oh my god that mongoloid is going to cause himself injury, he's clearly having a fit! Help me strap him down til the ambulance arrives."
person 2; "No need, he's not fitting but playing on that bloody ShuitarHero. Does anyone here have any objection to me breaking that talent-sapping fucktard-toy over my knee? No? Cool, I be back in a mo mate..."

by A nother October 17, 2008

Shastic

Negative version of Fantastic, short for Shit-Tastic, and office environment friendly.

That coffee was shastic.

by Xantres August 13, 2008