When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
by Guy Le Deuche April 20, 2008
A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.
by Da Rabid Duckie June 07, 2004
by gk339 August 13, 2009
is what happens when you r try'n to train your self to be able to eat big food " 2Lb burgers, 32oz steaks, ect" and slip up on your training then go and eat big food and in doing so puts your body in shock " sweats, shakes, dizzy, lite headedness, and the whole realiation that you mite be a FATT GUY...
none meat eater starts to eat 'lots' of meat.....meataphylactic shock
someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock
someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock
by murphmellow May 22, 2011
To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.
Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
by MrCat132 June 03, 2014
A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.
Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017
The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.
by Evilfish February 15, 2012