When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.
by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004

Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.
by Ant Lion May 15, 2010

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.
Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
by MrCat132 June 3, 2014

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.
by lata sk9a October 24, 2008

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.
by Evilfish April 9, 2012

by gk339 August 13, 2009
