Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.

“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”

by DudLee March 22, 2026

Dip-shitzkrieg

Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg

noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)

1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.

2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.

Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).

Example: “Their entire foreign policy is one big dip-shitzkrieg — all bluster, no brains.”

by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025

Ty Shmitt

The antithesis to evil, and a conjurer of inspiration.

“Let’s hear from Ty Shmitt.”

by Apollo Cole December 29, 2025

ka-do-shitz

A person who may be considered borderline genius with all the skills they have mastered in multiple trades.

I'm calling Tommy to fix this cause he can ka-do-shitz.

by Buttslut1971 December 3, 2016

To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

McDonald's shitz

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018