shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

Shitstachio

When you are eating pistachios and invariably one goes in your mouth that tastes like a bucket of shit. Aka, a 'bad' one.

"Ughh! Aghhh!" Cries Mickey, spitting out green fragments.
"Garsh," Said Goofy. "What happened Mick?"
"Eeeeew. I was eating pistachios and suddenly one of them tasted... well, like shit!" said Mickey frowning.
"More like 'Shitstachios'!" Laughed Goofy.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker July 7, 2025

Shitstar

The term for a Ridstar that is shitty

Greg has just bought a shitstar

by Otistube1 August 2, 2025

Shitstism

Part of speech: Noun (mostly) / sometimes adjective
Definition:
The state or act of being an utterly idiotic, frustrating, or infuriating little shit.
(Adj.) Describing someone who is behaving in an overwhelmingly stupid, chaotic, or aggravating way.

“Dude, that was pure shitstism—why would you even try that?”

"Look at this little shitstism in all it's glory."

by ViktorGraves December 18, 2025

Shitstika

Fecal matter resembling the once prominent symbol of the commander of the Third Richè.

Person 1: omg I genuinely got shit coming out my ass but I also want to open the pathway to Agartha... what to do?
Person 2: the prophecy commands that you can smear your poop in a shitstika to revive Adolf.
Person 1: (lokirkinly opens the gates and Adolf genuinely comes through and Kirk's everyone)

by Devin Maher January 8, 2026

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020