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Shardin

The act of defecation by a Deep Sea Diver no less than 15 minutes prior to Sup checks before entering a Hyperbaric Chamber or conducting diving operations. To prevent contamination and discomfort to others inside an enclosed space with foul human bodily fluids, fumes and major shits (I.e farts/gas/bubbleguts)
Doc forgot to take a shardin and 30 minutes into the dive he had to go while two other divers where in the chamber.

You better take your Shardin!!

Yo, you shardin yet?

Deep sea diver hdnd
by KDSA November 6, 2015
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More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.
Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...
by herrocroser November 15, 2010
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Shardonnay

A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011
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Shardul

A common name in Northern India and used to describe a dumb idiot who thinks they know things and watches too much Naruto.
Shardul: I am watching Naruto
Person 2: you are addicted to Naruto, Shardul
by realizing the ways of me September 10, 2020
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SharksInMyANUS

Sekushi hi shark

SharksInMyANUS SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK MY DIIIIIIIIIICK

Sekushi k

SharksInMyANUS also good afternoon my good man
by Wastafpasta September 11, 2011
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Sharks

It’s people who hear about something bad, whether it be on social media or not, and they gossip about this specific subject for hours/twitter threads on end, not even knowing either sides true story.
“Those sharks are just ripping post Malone’s ex girlfriend apart on twitter. I bet she’s not even he real girl!”
by Therealshark June 16, 2018
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shard

to be shard is to be rude or insulting to ones friends or even enemies..is often followed up with flip flop or i'll go bacon on your ass
nah man no need to get shard man theres no need to go shard to the extreme man ill flip flop yo ass
by bubblebobblebumcha July 10, 2004
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