eat my shaft

one way to tell someone to suck your fucking cock

hey Jacob, eat my shaft

by mynameisnotmichael January 27, 2018

shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.

Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?

by Ahent June 3, 2019

Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome

An Acute "everyailment" of your "everyparts" that you just have to let everybody know about.

Oh dear .. avoid talking to him today he's been diagnosed with "Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome" and he just wants to tell everyone about it

by Nifty Lifty March 31, 2023

Canadian Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.

by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022

Indian Shaft Burn

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.

“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”

by Swithy August 21, 2023

Hebrew Shaft Pop

Where two, preferable homosexual and of Hebrew origin, men precede in making contact with each end of his genitalia. After this is achieved you need to quickly ejaculate at the same time, thus resulting in a slight explosion of the shaft(Don't be alarmed for this is natural).

Hey, Wazowski, let's go in the bathroom and preform another Hebrew Shaft Pop. The pain is so good. You know just what i lise

by The Hebrew Wives May 4, 2011

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010