your a muppet for searching this up

no you seriously are bro

your a muppet for searching this up bruv

by you are a muppet September 11, 2020

searcha

Genreally a criminal who steals things.
Also broken down to
"earch"

"oi lad, lets earch this gronk"
To steal items off the victom.

by bren January 5, 2005

searchfu

By far and away the most effective method for tackling gangs. Created by Ole Search himself and can be deadly especially when wearing Prada slip ons. The lesson usually ends with Ole Search leaving the building with his victims bruised and battered and a lovely piece of totty on each of his arms, usually eastern europeans blondes.

There is rumours of searchfu being seen on the continent BUT this is simply not true. It can be seen only in Laaandon boys, only in Laaandon. And that my friends is FACTAFUCKINGMUNDO.

We were outnumbered and getting heavily beaten when a figure appeared from the shadows and struck down the foe with an astonishing display of 'searchfu'

by AwolAdmin March 9, 2008

Searyx

Loser.

Searyx is a loser.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Sears Tower

A term for an improvised smoking device made by rolling the tobacco out of the front end of a cigarette and replacing it with weed. Dubbed "Sears Tower" because it gets you high and is common practice in the city of Chicago.

"hey man, want a sears tower?"
"you know it."

by D.P. & J. S. March 1, 2009

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

ego search

A semi-common term used on forums to search every post made by a user.

"Dude, I can't find that story I posted on the boards three weeks ago."

"Just do an ego search."

by Carnage January 15, 2004