Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"

by Big black guy March 25, 2005

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

sandyfoot

Used by urbanites to define a light skinned black girl. Considered Old School Slang.

Dat girl Vanessa, she sure be a sandyfoot, surenuf. Sheeee.

by Dirty Dave from the ATL March 12, 2005

Aunt sandy

When someone you are smoking with gets the joint/blunt/bowl and talks until it goes out.

smoker1: what was i talking about...
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"

by Opi8 November 13, 2011

Sandy Cheeks

When somebody has sand in between there ass cheeks or up there asshole making them grumpy and angry.

Jessica: YOUR A TOTAL MCDOUCHE N HUMP!!!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!

Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!

by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009

Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

by y222222hello October 2, 2006

Sandysaurus

A dinosaur that is amazing,and usually shades of purple.

'You are such a sandysaurus'

by Sandysaurus May 28, 2008