saw bfts real

zaxglitched from the zaxglitched youtube channel also known as saw bfts real is a contestant on bfts

ZaxGlitched (omg that's me😍): i am saw bfts real
MrRainCloudy: omg ur so epic and cool you get to be in both seasons of bfts!!!!

by ZaxGlitched May 14, 2021

Saw

Same as peak

"She called me a bitch"
"Oh how saw"

by Unitedstatesamericaquisha October 4, 2016

SAW

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.

A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.

Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)

"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".

Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".

"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".

"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"

by NoSitA There March 26, 2020

Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Saw Tooth

When a older man is orally pleasuring a women, “eating her out” accidentally catches her clit with how saw tooth.

Billy was eating out juicy J, then all of a sudden she yelled call Val Bott and said you caught me with your saw tooth

by Pablosuschabsv January 28, 2021

get got saw

Something people named Alex wonder as they’re having a stroke

As the smell of toast overwhelmed him, alex wondered “how do I get got saw?”

by Vik.V. November 15, 2017

Liberace See-Saw

In the vein of docking for individuals lacking foreskin, the act of taping two penises together at the tip while leaning backwards with no hands.

Bruh, Parker and I Liberace See-Sawed so hard last night, we went through two rolls of tape!

by Turbosquat May 25, 2021