Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.

John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"

by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009

Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

satan's spinach

weed, marijuana, lucifer's lettuce, the Mary jane, it's the stuff snoop dog smokes.

Damn tyler I'm so baked I was just puffin on that Satan's spinach.

by Carlstevenson December 1, 2016

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

satanic ELMO

is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon

he is here who SATANIC ELMO

by child hood obesity October 15, 2019