Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.

Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010

Sandy Crabcake

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.

Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!

by Hoodlenoodle June 8, 2016

Sandy bucket

A Sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a sexy sexy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. Bet you still go for the pussy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.

Did you hear? On friday night Sam got a sandy bucket? Poor guy.
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Sandy Vagina

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.

Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

Sandy Mud Flaps

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.

Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2020

sandy patty

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube. No more sandy patties.

by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Mrs Sandy

A fat rude prick that thinks that thinks she is the best and thinks she knows everything. She always has to be correct. She only does stuff for her and says to her students that they have no lives

I fucking hate that Mrs Sandy

by Gympie250 October 26, 2018