Ruby Sanchez

The result of post-intercourse when a male ejaculates into a period-ridden vagina and withdraws to perform the traditional "dirty sanchez" on a woman. The male's shaft shoud be completely blanketed in period sauce, where he proceeds to wipe the filthy excretion above her upper lip (similar to a mustache).

Sebastian shrieked, "Spruce, you know I can't toss your salad tonight. I did that last night! I'll give you a Ruby Sanchez tonight instead, ok stud?"

by Bruce Weinstein February 5, 2007

Exploding Sanchez

Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere

Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a dirty sanchez, but I pulled it out too fast, thus resulting in an exploding sanchez

by Father Thyme October 16, 2008

Dirty Sanchez

Whenn a girl sucks yourdick after having anal sex

I gave her a dirty sanchez last night

by bandana darren February 17, 2019

dirty+sanchez

When you have anal sex and then wipe the crap on your partner's upper lip giving them a Hitler.

Sally like when Joe does a ditry- sanchez Hitler combo.

by Russian Love April 30, 2005

Dirt Sanchez

When someone tries to give a dirty sanchez but has trouble finding enough fecal matter, instead resorting to using dirt to make the mustache

"He gave you another dirt sanchez last night? Have you been getting enough fiber?"

by dolphinarms October 20, 2008

hancock & sanchez

This is when a female uses a strap-on on a male, while administering a reach around. When he climaxes she uses some already frozen poop, like a Crayola, to draw a nice thick mustache on her mate.

Mary gave Dan a pity hancock & sanchez after he broke up with his boyfriend.

by c-shnizzle November 13, 2007

dirty sanchez

latin: Clunis Concubitis Barba
After a man and woman engage in anal sex, the maile removes his still-erect member from his partner's rectum and rubs it along her upper lip, thus creating a sort of fecal mustachio supposedly reminiscent of a scraggly Mexican mustache, or bigote.

Women love being Dirty Sanchezed because of the power reversal and gender switch that comes from having a typically masculine mustache painted across their face with a penis

Source: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010