when a man ejaculates, or cums.....
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache
Guy:"im gonna fucking give you a fucking invisible dirty sanchez"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"
by tobybetsypicheecheemozart August 3, 2009
Get the invisible dirty sanchez mug.Sexy, beautiful , stunning show stopper. Heather Sanchez makes all heads turn when she walks in a room, her exotic features and glowing caramel skin will make any man melt at her feet . She’s normally the most intelligent person in the room but doesn’t always feel the need to prove it. If you are lucky enough to score a heather d sanchez you’ve just hit the jackpot so don’t mess it up because she also has a evil side that she’s never afraid to show.
by Heatherd June 10, 2018
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Mrs to Miss but soon back to Mrs.
She is unique, loud, charismatic, wise, funny, loyal and committed to being a real friend.
Ms Damaris, not from DR anymore but from United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, is the best person you can ever find in a house party, she gives a special essence to the atmosphere and always has a fulfilled conversation about life, God, energy or Kabbalah.
She is unique, loud, charismatic, wise, funny, loyal and committed to being a real friend.
Ms Damaris, not from DR anymore but from United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, is the best person you can ever find in a house party, she gives a special essence to the atmosphere and always has a fulfilled conversation about life, God, energy or Kabbalah.
by Habiti_אהובי December 27, 2021
Get the Damaris Ferreira Sanchez mug.When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....
by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008
Get the Donkey Sanchez mug.When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)
Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.
by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff November 30, 2006
Get the Holy Sanchez mug.Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.
Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
by Bettlejuice February 3, 2017
Get the Dirty Sanchez mug.A combination of a dirty Sanchez and a high five This should be used at corporate meetings or any pep talk situations that you do not care about.
by Old Dirty Danny May 6, 2005
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