Salad bro 

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.

“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”

Salad bro by Sixtits February 16, 2019

Salad tossing knees 

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

Salad tossing knees by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

Salad slide 

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.

I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.

Salad slide by Salad checker October 2, 2020

Salad Wacking 

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

Salad Wacking by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Salad Smoker 

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

Salad Smoker by retarded salad February 11, 2021

Salad Cover 

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).

Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.

Salad Cover by kenny chezney April 15, 2022

Salad sauce 

When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.

Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs

Salad sauce by Favol January 21, 2023