When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.
Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.
by hexicon September 13, 2006
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A phrase derived by those who have experienced the intense sexual frustration of waiting for a girl to be ready to have sex again, only to find out she's on the rag.
Girl: "Shelly, did you have sex will Bill last night? I heard he's been waiting for like a month for you to get back in town."
Shelly: "Girl, he can wait. I wasn't in the mood anyway- its that time of the month.."
Girls' Simultaneous laughter: "Saved by the Red!!!" (high-five)
(Bill wimpers softly in the corner...clutching his blue balls.)
Shelly: "Girl, he can wait. I wasn't in the mood anyway- its that time of the month.."
Girls' Simultaneous laughter: "Saved by the Red!!!" (high-five)
(Bill wimpers softly in the corner...clutching his blue balls.)
by Kittenfister11 June 14, 2011
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That Gunt's a real seedmaster.
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