short staff

Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.

Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.

by ttfkr March 14, 2014

Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.

You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.

by hawk239128 June 16, 2009

staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!

by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

SWAFK

The act of licking an envelope shut, AKA "Sealed With A French Kiss"

I gathered all my bills and gave em all a SWAFK before sending them in the mail

by sillylissie November 7, 2011

SWTF

Slut what the fuck

Said when what the fuck just isn't enough.

Girl:I fucked your best friend.
Guy:SWTF

by SunnyfuckingSadie February 24, 2010

swaffle

hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!

Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS

by Nick December 15, 2004

Bo Staff

A Special secret weapon for Enter the Matrix. Has only been found by a elite gamer named Necro Ryan2002. Fear him.

I used the Bo Staff to kill the agents!

by Ryan Swaim October 23, 2003