Stephen Zeng

The most gayest dude around. He likes to moan in peoples ears.

Guy 1: Yo dude, are you friends with that Stephen Zeng kid?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 1: I would not talk to him if I were you because he moaned in my ear like 30 times yesterday..
Guy 2: Dude.. wtf??

by Jordan Ched October 23, 2020

Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

Isabella Stephens

She is a really nice girl that you love to be around and has a fatty.

Dang Isabella Stephens got a fatty

by Boil ol June 23, 2019

stephen hawking

That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.

Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".

Fry: No fair! I saw it first!

Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?

by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008

Stephen Colbert

A sandwich consisting of two original Pringles on the outside and original Redi Whip in the middle.

"I want that named after me Stephen Colbert when it catches on."

by big dew March 31, 2010

Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.

I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.

by Apumar April 23, 2008

Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.

Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!

by Kerilyn June 1, 2006