When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.
After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.
by dizzle7477 July 4, 2006
Get the Marr's standard mug.Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...
ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?
Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.
ARVN: no hawaii?
Reggie: no hawaii.
ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?
Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.
ARVN: no hawaii?
Reggie: no hawaii.
by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010
Get the Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon mug.The world's worst monetary instrument, that Ron Paul and his supporters want us to return to, for reasons unknown.
The gold standard caused a huge collapse in the money supply, restricted monetary policy, caused enormous deflation, and exacerbated the problems of the Great Depression.
by Oscar MacGorden April 27, 2012
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Get the Standard Speed Test mug.Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them.
For example, Daredevil would have his billy-club, but Reed Richards would not have the Ultimate Nullifier.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.
by Unknow Man March 24, 2005
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If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009
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Peter says, "I can't believe I just banged my first señorita. Thanks for taking me to this awesome whorehouse. You are a good taxi driver."
Pablo responds, " Yes my friend but did you give her the standard push."
Peter, "What?"
Pablo responds, " Yes my friend but did you give her the standard push."
Peter, "What?"
by Candy Flipper November 6, 2010
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