Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

panty spiders

The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits

Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.

by GoddessKP December 14, 2015

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

spider daddy

Hot enough he could be spider man.

Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!

by spiderdaddycreator May 6, 2018

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

uk spider

someone you cherish

I'm having a couple uk spiders over later for a jickle

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012