Spider-Ma'am

When you cum inside of a girl and she reaches her finger up inside her vagina, scoops it out, and flings it back at you.

This fuck Kyle totally Spidermanned me the other day so after he came inside of me last night I totally got him back and pulled a Spider-Ma'am on him.

by Thesefucks October 8, 2020

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

sock spider

Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.

I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!

by Summo777 May 21, 2021

uk spider

someone you cherish

I'm having a couple uk spiders over later for a jickle

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

panty spiders

The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits

Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.

by GoddessKP December 14, 2015

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.

I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.

by Sarev0k August 24, 2011