Spark Driver

Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.

Im a spark driver. Im an idiot who is exploited by illegal aliens

by anonymous July 22, 2025

Sparked off

Kinda like in Gnostic belief that a flawed God created mankind , they say that Satan was kinda sparked off by extra powers, they also believe Satan is to enlighten mankind.

If the theory that a big bag started estintents. That's sparked off to me

by Satan Charge of Angels July 27, 2025

Sparked off

Kinda like the big bang if people believe that started existence.

Satan was sparked off in Gnostic.

by Satan Charge of Angels July 27, 2025

Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

dji spark

A great little drone for its time, not worth it nowadays. The WiFi only connection severely hampered its functionality. Also it’s over 250 grams despite being smaller than even a flip.

The dji spark was a nice little drone in 2017. Now it’s not worth it.

by glubglubglubglub August 20, 2025

Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.

“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”

by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved

Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’

by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025