soggy

The climax of being moist.When someone is idiotic and needs to be noticed.

1:"OI everyone,look at me!"
2:"Oh my,he's so soggy"

by gorillafriedchicken September 18, 2014

soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness

"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008

Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.

My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.

by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010

soggy Latka

the same as soggy biscuit but instead of guys jacking off on a biscuit...Jews guys get together and jack off on a latka and the last person to cum eats it.

Person1-5--cums on latka
person6- (fat dude who ahs never jacked off) Cums on latka...puts a ton of it on!
Person 7- shit i have to eat the soggy latka

by Jewjacker February 16, 2006

Soggy Swanny

while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them

Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames

by suck my dongle April 15, 2009

soggy balloon

The act of spunking on a dildo and placing it up your ass hole.

Boy1: Hey i done a soggy balloon to my girlfriend last night.

Boy2: Well done, i bet it was well sticky!

by Kess Piffington October 24, 2017

Soggy dumpling

After a person has sucked on your balls making them wet and soggy you proceed to rest your soggy balls upon their face or head

Fuck a simba, here’s a soggy dumpling

by Darkvelvet February 13, 2020