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Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.
That darn throat smasher clan
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Town Smasher

A phrase originated in the British city of Plymouth, meaning a large gang or mandem of youths who vape, blast grime music out of Bluetooth speakers and by other means cause disturbance to members of the general public. Similar to a chav.
1. "Ay Tom, the town smashers are over

there."
2. "Yeah, Ciaran is definitely a Town

Smasher."
by Big Chav 69 November 4, 2018
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shit smasher

A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.
by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!
by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011
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Swashed Out

When you see somebody wearing Mixed Matched shoelaces, Different shoes, Colored Jeans, Chain Wallets, etc. ; When you see someone trying to wear a style thats not even cool anymore
Man, I was talking to Kevin yesterday and his outfit was so Swashed Out.
by WhiteVans3 March 10, 2012
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Poon Smasher

someone who fornicates with a lot of females and demolishes their vagina
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dream smasher

Results of unprotected sex.
Usually cute and loveable but, any plans, aspirations you had, or things you wanted to enjoy in life aka "Dreams" are know ruined. Takes about nine months for the "smashing" to take effect.
Hayley "Dream smasher" Smith

I.g: Look at my little Dream smasher. I love you
by Ricky Savage December 2, 2017
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