Smurfed

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”

by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020

smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023

Daddy smurf

A short sugar daddy.

"Hammut is such a daddy smurf"
"wtf do u mean"
"He's short but goom lootah"

by asstato July 21, 2016

Downward reverse smurf sex

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

slurry

a) slut in a a hurry to get some.

b) affectionate word for a slutty friend that you don't actually want to call a slut.

a) "that slurry left with him after 20 minutes of being here"

b) "sarah's awesome, but she's also a bit of a slurry."

by geentee July 12, 2010

Skurr

The sound your Uber makes when it takes you everywhere.

Uber everywhere, pre-rolls in my VIP (skurr skurr)

by DirtySucio July 15, 2016

slurry

Noun. 1: A whore that has lower standards of hygiene and decorum than usual. 2: Someone who irritates you or is generally annoying. 3: A mixture of shit, cum, blood, piss and vomit that is ejected from an orifice after a particularly grueling sex act.

Gary: Fuck you Jason, you fucking slurry!!
Jason: Hey man, don't call me a slurry, I am not a slurry. If you wanna know who the real whorebag slurry is look at Samantha!! She is such a slurry that she squirted like a whole litre of slurry out her arsehole the other night. What a slurry bitch.
Samantha: Its true, I am a total slurry... Who wants to fuck my arse?

by greg83 February 27, 2008