Smuffocate

The act of suffocating by smothering.

Mom, I smuffocated the cat!

by K. M. Peppers February 4, 2010

smuffocating

When eating a girl out and choking on her muff(pubic hair)

Guy 1-"Dude I Went on a smuffocating run last night."

Guy 2-"How did it go?"

Guy 1-"I Smuffocated twice!"

by the scary clown is alive July 2, 2012

Smiffed

Being ignored on a social media platform. Usually by a friend who follows you closely, but envies your sweet photo/updates of your vacation in the Grand Canyon and therefore, refuses to give you the satisfaction of a "like", "favorite" or "retweet."

"How was your vacation?"
"It was great! I went hiking in the Grand Canyon!"
"Oh I saw your Instagram, way cool."
"You saw it? But you didn't like it..?"
"Oh... Yeah..."
"You smiffed me, man! You douche bag!"

by Ace2theface September 4, 2013

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

smuffocate

The act of suffocating during oral sex

Josh smuffocated last night after going home with a ham honey.

by Arden40 January 22, 2014

seffable

A high compliment of a lovestone. It does generally mean they have nice boobs as an adjective. Seffable too can be a statement of a lovestone being vulnerable of being seffed.

Wow! She's pretty seffable!

by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015

seffables

Seffables are slang (Shoulspeak) for boobs.

Yes I seffed her... she kept sticking her seffables out. It's like a daily battle of respect.

by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015