When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks
by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017
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Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018
Get the Sloppy Nog mug.A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.
I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.
by Rockerton June 20, 2018
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Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto
by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 2, 2018
Get the Sloppy Bindle mug.Sexual act were a male pours Yorkshire pudding batter into a woman vagina then proceeds with intercourse, the batter is used as a lubricant.
Afterwards the batter is expelled and sometimes cooked and eaten.
Afterwards the batter is expelled and sometimes cooked and eaten.
by PlinkyPo June 11, 2018
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Get the Sloppy Stable mug.The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.
“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
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