Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking
My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop
by Illgiveyemaaskined June 14, 2016
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Sloppy Jerome

When a big black man named Jerome cums in your Sloppy Joe, your Sloppy Joe is no longer a Sloppy Joe, but now is a Sloppy Jerome.
Person 1: Dude, Jerome came over to my house last night and totally made a Sloppy Jerome for me.
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(
by Noob__Master69 November 19, 2021
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Sloppy Skeleton

When you are getting a blowjob and you pull her head back and your dick hits the back of her neck.
Hey man why are you walking funny? Man because I got a sloppy skeleton
by WEAPONIZED AUTISM March 31, 2017
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sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.
After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman
by FFOCUSTPA10 June 24, 2010
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Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.
I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.
by Rockerton June 20, 2018
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Sloppy Bindle

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man
Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto
by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 02, 2018
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Sloppy Ali

When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls
I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!
by Rednikster January 03, 2016
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