Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

body session

a session of bodies

“i wanted to have a body session with rod but the lebanese wouldn’t let me”

by elizar yakob ben schlomo October 23, 2018

Anal session with your friend

U fuck ur best friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend

by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022

Sin Session

the act of stroking your pp, rubbing your coochie or sexually pleasing your goods downstairs mutually or separately

e.g My girlfriend and I were sexting and the next thing you knew we were having a ✨sin session✨ i came so hard lol

by SomeRandomOen August 8, 2021

Call out session

When the ops . Calling you out- pressing you or the got damn levee just broke on a ton of shit been holding in for too long.

Yo, I’m sick of this shit Mike , LETS FUCK UP THE WORLD.
HEY JANEY , MIKES A DOUCHE LETS FUCK HIM UP.
JANIE LETS FUCK8NG STILL MIKE SHIT SO HE CANT DJ SATURDAY.
Yo Dave I’m sick of 5he sumbliminals you calling me out? Call out session?

by ic3qu33n December 12, 2021

session slut

Someone at singo who is always in and out of session due to backsquadding

Fuck mate you failed nav again this is the 5th time you are a session slut

by BiggestLinger March 2, 2023