Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Seagull

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!

The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.

“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Canadian Seagulls

A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'

"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"

by TheDefinitionFox October 2, 2018

Angie the Seagull

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.

“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Camp Seagull

Rob Klein

I took an upper decker in Rob Klein’s bathroom at Camp Seagull

by Rob Klein June 21, 2022

Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.

Damn, that's a big fucking seagull

by GreeboMc October 1, 2022

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020