Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

by SandyPants09 June 01, 2009

sand niggar

Noun. An Arab, or more widely a person from the Middle East. Derog/Offens.

Tobacco, cigarettes. Rhyming slang on 'snout'. See 'snout'.
Noun. A form of address used between Blacks, and an alternative 'empowering' variation to the offensive but standard English nigger. Contentiously adopted and used within parts of the Black community
niggly Adj. Peevish, bad tempered. sand niggar
Made be Jessica Lee yall!

by Jessica Lee May 17, 2007

sand coon

not to be confused with a sand dune, a sand coon is something no holiday maker wants nearby when they're eating. it's enough to put you off your chips oh yes it is

we went to some arab country on holiday but there were too many sand coons so we came home

by stephenjolly February 15, 2008

Sand Dancer

A sand dancer is a wee skinny thing who likes doing skills on the park and doesn’t like to put in a challenge as they are usually shit scared of being hurt by defenders

“Aidan Mcleary is a wee sand dancer and doesny want it”

by Sand Dancer April 25, 2022

spencer sands

Little dick. Nobody will ever date him, (or at least suck his nothing) and he smells like a man whore

Gee man, you have a Spencer sands on your hands! I wouldn't want that.

by BigWeiner69 May 27, 2014

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.

Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."

by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010