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roast beef

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.
When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.
by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009
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roast me

A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.
by LouABCD January 26, 2017
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tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
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Royal Roast

A spit roast which involves a member of the royal family, and they are normally in the middle.
I went to Buckingham Palace yesterday and had a Royal Roast with the Queen.
by Bananas in PJs December 15, 2009
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roastbeefed

something one can say if one has just handed someone's ass to them, or otherwise crushed, destroyed, or owned in a humiliating way, such as in a video game.
Dude I just roastbeefed that guy!

You just got roastbeefed
by Jeordie October 29, 2006
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roast

To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

It is somewhat akin to a diss in hip-hop culture.
If you look around, you can find videos of Stephen Colbert's roast of President Bush all over the Internet.
by Trish May 26, 2006
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Linda Ronstadt

Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.
Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!
by darin April 25, 2006
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