The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
Get the Roof Envy mug.A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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Get the Roof Burn mug.A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
Get the Roof fail mug.After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.
Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
by Nnotbad March 29, 2022
Get the Dirty roof mug."Roof sitter" refers to a Group of Black Poor people with bad credit scores. A Roof Sitter does literally nothing & They often consume "Red 40". A Following of events to unfold without actively participating or taking a proper precaution. This term can imply someone who is black and stupid, choosing to watch from a distance rather than engage directly with poor black poor people will leave you shambles.
During the heated debate, Tyrone remained a roof sitter, preferring to listen to both sides rather than express his own opinion.
by gayartstudent420 July 7, 2024
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