retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

retardedly attractive

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.

Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.

by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014

Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

by MikeTSa July 23, 2007

macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

by yearbook club December 20, 2007

profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017

pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot

*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation

by The blue slime January 16, 2018

Retarated

A mental state in which one laughs uncontrollably like a retarded hyena.

She went retarated when a Bailey pulled on her arm and she farted in his face.

by ILookLikeAScott March 2, 2007