rectumizer

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.

by Distorted Vision March 27, 2003

rectom ranger

a really really gay man.

john:oh today is a lovely day..

gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.

john:u sir are a rectom ranger!

by hyena August 1, 2007

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

by Bombcat June 17, 2007

Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

Recum

When a man ejaculates onto his own face, As if giving himself a stranger. Causes much embarassment, And disgust.

Dude Im gonna recum if I dont stop wanking off!

by Julio The Slayer XII January 19, 2005

rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

rectom

a thing up your ass that makes shit stink

tom:sally your shit stinks whats wrong with your rectom??
sally: wtf??

by fragery May 21, 2006