The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 06, 2018
The “Fueled By Ramen” Effect refers to the idea that whenever a band gets signed to the record label Fueled By Ramen, their sound becomes a lot more pop-oriented and generic. The idea seemed to cement itself in reality shortly after Fueled By Ramen joined the umbrella label Elektra in 2018.
Person 1: “Yo, are you excited for the new Waterparks album?”
Person 2: “Nah, the Fueled By Ramen Effect got to them. The new stuff just doesn’t hit as hard.”
Person 2: “Nah, the Fueled By Ramen Effect got to them. The new stuff just doesn’t hit as hard.”
by defnotapseudonym October 12, 2023
by ramen yes July 31, 2020
A sexual encounter brought about by preparing and serving ramen to an individual in exchange for intercourse.
"Honey, I'm real hungry. Could you fix me some ramen?"
"I can, for a ramen romp."
"Fine, fine, just go fix me my ramen. And it better be good."
"I can, for a ramen romp."
"Fine, fine, just go fix me my ramen. And it better be good."
by Onshava April 24, 2020
When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019
It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024
The generation of those who grew up eating nothing but cheap ramen noodles as children because their parents did not care what they ate. As adults they believe tax payers should continue to provide them with the MSG-laden sustenance that they require for survival. Can be found at Anti-Trump rallies holding up their empty ramen bowls, whining.
Person 1: Hey why are all those Trump protesters holding up ramen bowls?
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
by bushmeatburrito February 20, 2017