You have acended into keyboard godhood and typed this. You are probably the most bored person in the universe.
John: Im bored, `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-09876543211qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1!@#$%^&*()_++_)(*&^%$#@!
human 1: "How bored are you?"
human 2: "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
human 1: "Damn, you really are bored"