Queefgasm

When a man finishes inside of a woman and then proceeds to queef all the cum out of her vagina

Dude it was so amazing when she queefgasmed

by My name is useless garbage March 11, 2017

Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.

"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"

by sandry shores May 24, 2018

Queef Face

A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth

Dude sally gave me Queef Face!

by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019

queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020

Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

by M10-2 May 22, 2020

Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.

"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."

by BoofatoriumRVA October 5, 2020

queef_soup

queef_soup is super cool and deserves a lot more than they already have on tiktok 😯👍
THEYRE ALMOST AT 1000 FOLLOWERS TOO WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

“queef_soup has the coolest videos 😆”

by secret mutual July 2, 2021