Quaran-time

The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.

"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."

by KayYo21 March 20, 2020

quartie

The portmanteau for the relatively rare friendly or romantic pairing of Quinn Fabray and Artie Abrams from the Fox television series Glee.

Quartie is the best pairing on Glee.

by BorgyGleek December 16, 2010

Quarantine

v. To drop a deuce so foul, so unspeakably wretched and so disgusting that the bathroom is off limits for at least half the day.

Dude, Jimmy went out last night and got annihilated drunk and then stopped and got a burrito while stumbling home. Now the bathroom is quarantined, seriously, don't go near there.

by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

Quarky

Dorky in an adorable way. Cheezy but cute at the same time.

Girl: Felt great today! :D
Guy: I'm sure you looked it too ;)
Girl: Awh, you're so quarky!

by TheKirbstomp July 3, 2011

Quarashi

Best band out of iceland, influenced by old school rap like public enemy, they blend rap with euitar riffs to make one of the best bands ever

I bomb the mike like a facist

by Pyro88 May 13, 2004

quarter life crisis

The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.

No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!

by JBInc May 12, 2004

Half quarter

A half quarter is a slang for an eighth of an Ounce of weed.
This is a Canadian slang but more specifically Ontario(southern Ontario).
Others in Canada might use it but from what I've seen it's only Ontario.

Toronto guy: Hey bud, can I grab a half quarter off ya?

Alberta dealer: What, a quarter? Ya, got that

Toronto guy: no, a half quarter. Like half of the quarter ounce

*Alberta by scratches head
So like an 1/8th?

Toronto guy: ya, if that's what you call them here. I'll stick with my double fractions thanks

by Jackbills September 2, 2018