Punetration

Like penetration only slightly funnier (and makes people groan for a different reason).

This pun thread feels like punetration.

by Sol-nai August 22, 2011

Punctiform

In and around or in relation to the penis. Not to be mistaken to be mistaken with an old wooden ship.

The paleontologist once called God punctiform.

by magicpandame November 30, 2011

punctaphobia

The fear of using punctuation.

The english teacher looked over the girls paper and said, Helen, you clearly suffer from punctaphobia.

by bürgle October 1, 2012

punctuhation

The extreme hatred of punctuation; loathing periods, commas, semicolons, etc...

Dude. I am so done with English. I got a serious case of punctuhation.

Dude. That is so ironic. Because you're using it right now.

by adorkable-nerdtastic August 26, 2013

Penith

When someone or something hits your penis hard.

Owww My Penith!!!

You Kicked Me In My Penith!!!

by SMACKY FLAPPY December 9, 2015

Penith

When someone or something hits your penis hard.

Owww My Penith!!!

You Kicked Me In My Penith!!!

by SMACKY FLAPPY December 9, 2015

Penitzel

Penitzel is a penis disease that makes your member very flexible, it could fold into a pretzel.

I can't come to work today, I have developed penitzel

by Gilasary June 16, 2016